took these while I watched

i am definitely creepy and definitely obsessed with her

bout to watch "Et Dieu....Crea La Femme" and I may or may not be overly stoked on how hot Brigitte Bardot is.


also I wanna see Everclear on October 9th, my birthday is on Columbus Day, and I love olives.

100th post

To celebrate, I wanted to post a list of the 100 most frequently misspelled words of English, but then I decided that I was incredibly annoying. Instead, read this absolutely awful abusive hilarious excerpt from Mark Twain's short story "Siamese Twins":

The Siamese Twins are naturally tender and affectionate indisposition, and have clung to each other with singular fidelity throughout a long and eventful life. Even as children they were inseparable companions; and it was noticed that they always seemed to prefer each other's society to that of any other persons. They nearly always played together; and, so accustomed was their mother to this peculiarity, that, whenever both of them chanced to be lost, she usually only hunted for one of them-- satisfied that when she found that one she would find his brother somewhere in the immediate neighborhood. And yet these creatures were ignorant and unlettered-barbarians themselves and the offspring of barbarians, who knew not the light of philosophy and science. What a withering rebuke is this to our boasted civilization, with its quarrelings, its wranglings, and its separations of brothers!

As men, the Twins have not always lived in perfect accord; but still there has always been a bond between them which made them unwilling to go away from each other and dwell apart. They have even occupied the same house, as a general thing, and it is believed that they have never failed to even sleep together on any night since they were born. How surely do the habits of a lifetime become second nature to us! The Twins always go to bed at the same time; but Chang usually gets up about an hour before his brother. By an understanding between themselves, Chang does all the indoor work and Eng runs all the errands. This is because Eng likes to go out; Chang's habits are sedentary. However, Chang always goes along. Eng is a Baptist, but Chang is a Roman Catholic; still, to please his brother, Chang consented to be baptized at the same time that Eng was, on condition that it should not "count." During the war they were strong partisans, and both fought gallantly all through the great struggle--Eng on the Union side and Chang on the Confederate. They took each other prisoners at Seven Oaks, but the proofs of capture were so evenly balanced in favor of each, that a general army court had to be assembled to determine which one was properly the captor and which the captive. The jury was unable to agree for a long time; but the vexed question was finally decided by agreeing to consider them both prisoners, and then exchanging them. At one time Chang was convicted of disobedience of orders, and sentenced to ten days in the guard-house, but Eng, in spite of all arguments, felt obliged to share his imprisonment, notwithstanding he himself was entirely innocent; and so, to save the blameless brother from suffering, they had to discharge both from custody--the just reward of faithfulness.

Upon one occasion the brothers fell out about something, and Chang knocked Eng down, and then tripped and fell on him, whereupon both clinched and began to beat and gouge each other without mercy. The bystanders interfered, and tried to separate them, but they could not do it, and so allowed them to fight it out. In the end both were disabled, and were carried to the hospital on one and the same shutter.

looks like it sucks to wear a neck brace.

i want you guys soooo bad, do do do do do

omg:

1. Crazy- Seal 2.December- Collective Soul 3. I Will Buy You a New Life- Everclear
and, although possibly breaking the flow of that list, 4. Bring It All to Me- Blaque

stop smoking in my face

Doesn't this look like a toy? I want it at the foot of my bed,
now, and I'm finally allowed by my landlords, schedule, and roommate!!!!

let's go chill here.

I took a bike ride last Sunday when the sun was coming up and the streets were deserted. Everything looked fresh and quaint and Southern and perfect, just like it always has to me. I thought, wow, I really do love Richmond- it doesn't have a devastating and obvious beauty, but it is comfort. It is home.
But I still feel weird, like I don't belong here anymore. And I know that's because I don't like comfort, or security, or pleasant things like that. I like to be....unsure? I like to move and not know where I'm headed and not be sure if I'm going to make it.

British Cockney Rhyme!

Luke:

apples and pairs- stairs
dog and bone-phone
nuclear sub- pub
rosie lee-tea
chicken oriental- mental
fruit gum- chum
lemon squeezer- geezer

10:17pmLuke

is that enough missy

My friend was kind enough to give an expert lesson on this secret slang language. If you mean the second word, you say the first one instead. Like, My fruit gum was chicken oriental on the dog and bone!

looove it, possibilities are endless