Saturday, February 28

jus rememberin

In middle school, an acquaintance of mine died. On the day that everyone found out, I was in the class that I'd had with the girl, feeling shocked and numb. One of her friends came up to me and said, "You know, she didn't like you."

Wednesday, February 25

luv:




this movie= new fave.

and also, US Salmonella Outbreak Count Hits 666 People Sickened

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090225/us_nm/us_salmonella_usa

hehe da devil is n da pnut butta

Monday, February 23

sleep


pleasepleasepleaseeeeplzz

maybe some dreams too

Friday, February 20

the real game

last night's car ride
I'm going to the moon and with me I will bring:
Anteater
Boobs
Cat
Dog
Elephant
French Fries
Glue
Heroes Season 2 on DVD
Ipod
Jack and the Beanstalk
Kickass shit
Lion
Monkey
N.........
Orange Soda
Particles
Quarks
Riggamarole
Slip and Slide
Tits
Unibomber
Very Berry
Washington Monument
Xenaphobia (fear of the warrior princess, skr8 up)
Yodeler
Z

can't believe I remembered this many. I need to make my own list for serious.


" It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discrete. It’s hygienic.
GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?"

I guess FUD is a hip abbreve.




Reasons to be happy: Blink-182

Tuesday, February 17

listen to 1979 on repeat all your life.

Monday, February 16

i guess i'm going to aruba instead...





Sunday, February 15

Ohio Transgender Woman Pleads Guilty to Homicide for Exercising Husband, 73, to Death

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,493011,00.html

CHARDON, Ohio — An Ohio transgender woman has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death in an apartment complex swimming pool.

Middlefield police say surveillance video shows 41-year-old Christine Newton-John pulling James Mason around the pool by his arms and legs and preventing him from leaving. Mason had a heart attack on June 2 just after the extended swim session.

Police Chief Joseph Stehlik says a deputy investigated the death because of previous complaints that Mason was abused. Newton-John pleaded guilty on Thursday. She faces up to five years in prison.

Mason was a longtime friend of his wife's family. He knew her as John Vallandingham before she had gender reassignment surgery in 1993 and changed her name. They married in Kentucky in 2006.

the wide range of human sanity......always strange to be reminded of.

reasons to be happy:

my bike. our teapot. the sign on our refrigerator that spells DEAD in blueberry juice
someone filled our snowman ice trays with water and put them in the fridge instead of the freezer.
No one called the cops last night. The only thing that broke was Eggbert's glasses. uh....
lilacs and buttercups, berry Propel, Just Bunches, I WANT MY FUCKING PAYCHECK and I'll get it.

OH: supper at Sloan Manor. I might never leave. Earth or Chester...
Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This.

Saturday, February 14

wantin to say I will as my last testament

Puns

I like them so much.

Thursday, February 12

Human Passenger #3

I missed making my own valentine today; I was at lunch with my grandpa. After he answered one of my questions with, "Hell shit no!" I decided that I want him along for the ride. Kinda nervous about him and Kimmy getting along.... Anyone would looove Darla though.

Wednesday, February 11

I am currently considering leaving tomorrow night instead of tonight:

Craft Night: Make your own Valentines on Thursday, Feb. 12, from noon to 1 p.m. in the Commons, Virginia Rooms C and D.



hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Tuesday, February 10

Emerson Explains the Lovedrunk Phenomenon

"I cannot often enough say, that a man is only a relative and representative nature. Each is a hint of the truth, but far enough from being that truth, which yet he quite newly and inevitably suggests to us. If I seek it in him, I shall not find it. Could any man conduct into me the pure stream of that which he pretends to be! Long afterwards, I find that quality elsewhere which he promised me.
The man momentarily stands for the thought, but will not bear examination; and a society of men will cursorily represent well enough a certain quality and culture, for example, chivalry or beauty of manners, but separate them, and there is no gentleman and no lady in the group. The least hint sets us on the pursuit of a character, which no man realizes.
We have such exorbitant eyes, that on seeing the smallest arc, we complete the curve, and when the curtain is lifted from the diagram which it seemed to veil, we are vexed to find that no more was drawn, than just that fragment of an arc which we first beheld. We are greatly too liberal in our construction of each other's faculty and promise. Exactly what the parties have already done, they shall do again; but that which we inferred from their nature and inception, they will not do."

Maybe while I am in the spaceship I will finish reading all these essays.
hope they have this kind of park out in space.Kimmy, Darla (the baby puppy) and I would have a blast illin with the apples, etc.
I also want Kimmy from Full House with me.

I pretend she's mine

bringing her: