Oh Right...

Of course it's the seventh. It's so fucking weird that I always dream
about Andrew on the 7th before having consciously noticed the date.
If this had only happened once, or if he was in my dreams
frequently, this wouldn't be so freaky.

This is freaky.

This morning

I had the weirdest dreams with Andrew in them. They were the first ones where he was a normal character, not tragic or dying or dead. In one of the dreams that I can recall, I had a crush on him again and he and some of my oldest elementary school friends were playing soccer. I would pass him the ball if it went out of bounds. The dream is hazy but had the feel of recess with its carefree play mentality and weird social niches. I did not talk to Andrew at all as far as I can recall; I was off on the edge of the yard playing with girls who I haven't been close with since about 6th grade, nor seen in at least a year.

There was another section of the dream where my sister, mom, and I were moving to a beautiful new house with a backyard that was perfect- besides the areas closest to the house, which were infested with so many scary insects! I am not at all scared of bees, wasps and the like, but there were soooo many, and scorpions! I got stung a bunch.
Then inside, there was some strange inspirational moment where my sister (who has never been into basketball) complained that she had never been able to make a basket and I said I had never been able to do a backhand-spring, and then Nicole stood up and threw a flawless backhand-spring. Then so did my mother and I. Then we said it was a miracle and all cried dramatically.

got this email:

lick my balls: HUMS-202-001-2009Spring
From: Mary Ellen C Earley
I HAVE TESTICLES....AVOID ME AT ALL COSTS....I MAY ACCIDENTALLY GIVE YOU RABIES AND/OR HIV/AIDS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


EAT MY VAGIINNAAAAAAA

It's also pretty funny that Mary Ellen Earley is my aunt's name.

obsessed:

PSYC-492-004

Seen and heard on April Fool's Day:

Mrs. Kuznetsova (in a very exaggerated Russian accent) Okay, I have passed out a sheet with dates for each group. If these dates do not work for you guys, we can work something out.

Girl: Um, yeah, I got a problem with the April 22nd for Peter Paul; my baby's due on the 21st.

She was not foolin. I think it was a good excuse.


Thanks to the recent improvement in our weather, today I saw one classmate in flip-flops for the first time. She is in Tri Sig. Covering the top of her whole left foot is a "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo which was dangling in my direction for the entire fifty minute class. The letters are in black script surrounded by 5 or 6 snazzy pink starz.

She was not foolin.