Goodbye August

The last two posts have been pretty embarrassing. Especially once I realized that someone already thought of Come on Irene and made a whole video about it before I could write that stupid chorus remix. I also feel like this blog sucks since my phone memory is full of pictures.
Last night I dreamt that: there was a huge spider on this curly haired guy's head and he was going to fight my friend but then we talked him out of it, and very kindly told him about the spider as he left. But then he flung his head toward me and the spider zoomed in my general direction!!! Luckily though I had my down duvet filler that I use as a comforter. Yanking it up I was able to use it like a shield, crisis averted. Anyway though I also dreamt that my dad was navigating an airplane around a baseball stadium, that I tried out for VCU cheerleading and the coach informed me that she'd already surmised my inability to do a backhandspring from the appearance of my arms, and that someone I was cuddling with tittietwisted me. Very mixed night.

I am now listening to Milk & Apples on repeat.
Wanted: boys with dogs. Preferably at least vegetarian.