"We Drink Beer and Wear Adidas"

I have really wanted a camera lately and have got to get one before I leave, anyway. Things I have seen that needed documentation: puppies, lightning, and a woman in the very back of the Kroger parking lot letting her two kids stand in her cart and play with her cigarette cartons as if they were shape mobiles that hang over babies' heads. I also have seen some amusing license plates. Two that I can remember are KOOL MOM and MILFEN. As much as I want to be attractive and kool 4eva, I hope that in my parenthood I am more focused on serving warm cookies and being in book clubs. I also hope to be a swinger, but I just wouldn't want that aspect of my life to be so prominent that I announce it on my license plate.
But I mean, come to think of it, the lady who has MILFEN probably got her car- forgot to mention it was a super nice, super shiny black SUV- from a pompous older husband. If a man got it for her, I give him props, because that would just be awfully lol.

If you are interested in selling your digital camera, let me know.

The cutest thing guys do is wear these:

"We drink beer and wear Adidas"- I know they are talking about Sambas and definitely think these two things define a type of guy.

I mean come on, please don't wear these


Seriously....